From salad dressings all blessings flow.

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.

I certainly never expected to be a professional actor. I never expected to be in movies. I thought I would probably become a teacher.

You got to have two things to win. You got to have brains and you got to have balls. Now you've got too much of one and not enough of the other.

For those of you who like to scarf your popcorn in the sack, the good news is that Newman's Own contains an aphrodisiac.

When the idea came up, (Newman's Own) I said, "Are you crazy? Stick my face on the label of salad dressing?" And then, of course, we got the whole idea of exploitation and how circular it is. Why not, really, go to the fullest length, and the silliest length, in exploiting yourself and turn the proceeds back to the community?

Dreams without movement are delusions, escapes, kid’s play. You have to put your feet into your dreams if they’re ever going to be reality. The dreamers we know and love today are the ones who worked the hardest