The only question I ever ask any woman is, 'what time is your husband coming home?'

I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor.

So I've worked really hard, because nothing ever came easily to me.

I have vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

Dreams without movement are delusions, escapes, kid’s play. You have to put your feet into your dreams if they’re ever going to be reality. The dreamers we know and love today are the ones who worked the hardest

How many honest men do you know? Take the sinners away from the saints, you're lucky to end up with Abraham Lincoln.

It's been a privilege to be here.