It's been a privilege to be here.

I really just can't watch myself. I see all the machinery at work and it just drives me nuts.

The only question I ever ask any woman is, 'what time is your husband coming home?'

How many honest men do you know? Take the sinners away from the saints, you're lucky to end up with Abraham Lincoln.

Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.

I'm a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter either. From the time I was a kid, I have never been able to understand attacks upon the gay community. There are so many qualities that make up a human being... by the time I get through with all the things that I really admire about people, what they do with their private parts is probably so low on the list that it is irrelevant.

Once I started taking drama classes, I asked myself why I had ever wasted so much time on a football team.