The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films.

People like to do what they used to do after they've stopped being able to do it.

I think transitions are never that noticeable, but they are always on their way. It has to do with distance and accessibility. People call it mellowing, but I think it's how available you are toward other people, or how much you distance yourself.

A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.

I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor. You don't want any woman to look under the carpet because there's lots of flaws underneath. Joanne believes my character in a film we did together, "Mr. and Mrs. Bridge" comes closest to who I really am. I personally don't think there's one character who comes close... but I learned a long time ago not to disagree on things that I don't have a solid opinion about.

So you wound up with Apollo/If he's sometimes hard to swallow/Use this.

The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films.