The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films.

The concept that a person who has a lot holds his hand out to someone who has less, or someone who isn't hurting holds his hand out to someone who is, is simply a human trait that has nothing to do with celebrity. I am confounded at the stinginess of some institutions and some people. I'm bewildered by it. You can only put away so much stuff in your closet.

It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

Hollywood is a changing world these days. This is one of the things that ought to be changed.

The only way we can give our children the best education in the world and prepare them for the next century is by funding the programs that serve them.

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning.