It happens to everybody, horses, dogs, men. Nobody gets out of life alive.

I certainly never expected to be a professional actor. I never expected to be in movies. I thought I would probably become a teacher.

It's been a privilege to be here.

I can eat fifty eggs.

You say somebody’s guilty, everybody believes you. You say they’re innocent, nobody cares.

We've polluted the stratosphere with these chlorine and bromine compounds, and because it's now colder, and because we have this change in the climate, we're getting more ozone loss than we would have gotten in a normal year.

I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor.