Who's to say who's an expert?
The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films.
People like to do what they used to do after they've stopped being able to do it.
Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
I don't like to discuss my marriage, but I will tell you something which may sound corny but which happens to be true. I have steak at home. Why should I go out for hamburger?
People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.