When the idea came up, (Newman's Own) I said, "Are you crazy? Stick my face on the label of salad dressing?" And then, of course, we got the whole idea of exploitation and how circular it is. Why not, really, go to the fullest length, and the silliest length, in exploiting yourself and turn the proceeds back to the community?

The Alexander Technique helped a long-standing back problem and to get a good night's sleep after many years of tossing and turning.

I don't go for the so-called "intimate" stuff. Column items that report: "Minerva Ferncroft sleeps in pink dusting powder between puce-colored sheets in a heart-shaped bed." It leaves me cold.

Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

There are three rules for running a business; fortunately, we don't know any of them.

[Getting the truth in the New York Post has been as] difficult as finding a good hamburger in Albania.

It happens to everybody, horses, dogs, men. Nobody gets out of life alive.