My motto has always been that anybody can do it better than me.

Make your customers comfortable and they will give you their lives.

If you go on vacation for one week, you'll come back to two weeks of work. If you go on vacation for two weeks, you'll come back to four weeks of work. If you go on vacation for three weeks, people seem to figure it out for themselves.

If you’re going to enjoy the picnic that life really is, you’d better learn to like yourself not despite your flaws and so-called deficits, but because of them.

You can either complain or look for opportunity in every problem. I prefer opportunity.

There's no point in bragging in the good times. Your friends don't need to hear it and your enemies won't believe it anyway.

I would get rid of the Department of Education. I would get rid of the state departments of education and let the local people control the schools.