You know, the fact that every morning you get a script in your mailbox, that's going to stop. All these little pedestrian, mundane things. And the cash.

They don't see that whole pattern. Worm/death. Worm/death. I would catch on.

Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.

In traditional TV, it's very hard to have the luxury of banking all your scripts and getting everything in a row, but it does make it very easy, and it's very productive and beneficial and you learn as you're going.

People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs, and numerous other untraceable sources-all creating an ever-present moistness in my life, which heretofore was mainly dry.

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

Once in a while you get a moment of clarity - an inspiration - and they don't come that frequently.