If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts.

My wife and I never agree on the dishtowels. It's a matter of terms. She asks me not to put the dishtowel in the sink. So I drape it over the sink, but not in the sink. If that's our biggest problem, I think we're in good shape.

Three has always been tougher than Two. Think of any of your famous threesomes. The Three Stooges? Look at the anger there. My bet is that before Curly was born, Moe and Larry could play together for hours without even a single poke in the eye. Huey, Dewey, and Louie? Donald Duck never had a moment's peace. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? I rest my case.

They don't see that whole pattern. Worm/death. Worm/death. I would catch on.

In the history of life, no good news has followed that sentence ["We have to talk."].

Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together

I'd distract myself until finally it was a combination of things. The show was over and I had time on my hands. I had taken time and played and just relaxed.