If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts.

The best part of being married is... you don't have to explain a lot of things. Those wordless moments when you both know that what you witnessed together is funny, idiotic, or really sweet. Being connected is pretty miraculous.

They don't see that whole pattern. Worm/death. Worm/death. I would catch on.

There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six times less a man. You feel really dopey and useless and like a spectator. I did, anyway.

The most used appliance in our house is my 10-year-old son Leon's Xbox.

Our date-nightrule is no talking about the kids. That lasts about to the end of the driveway.

If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts.