Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together

He was born early. But he was born within a safe range of premature.

Happiness is the quiet lull between problems.

A friend told me to listen to my heart. Another friend told me to listen to my gut. Maybe I need an autopsy, because right now my colon is kind of iffy.

Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together

Sometimes it works out well, and certain household responsibilities fall naturally to those who like doing them. For example, my wife likes to pack suitcases, I like to unpack them. My wife likes to buy groceries, I like to put them away. I do. I like the handling and discovering, and the location assignments. Cans - over there. Fruit - over there. Bananas - not so fast. You go over here. When you learn not to go bad so quickly, then you can stay with the rest of your friends.

There are two types of people in life - those who get it and those who don't.