I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work.

I take having a kids' show real seriously. I think it's an enormous responsibility.

People read so much into what I do. It's fascinating to me because some of it's probably there, but I haven't thought of it.

I don't think Bruce Willis can compete with me. I have a much better voice.

I think my entire career path was determined for me when I was 6 years old, watching reruns of 'I Love Lucy' on TV and thinking about making people laugh.

Why would I, in a million years, want to do anything even remotely having to do with child molestation on a children's show? See, I take having a kids' show real seriously. I think it's an enormous responsibility.