I have a deal with a company that's going to do cards without the gum. I don't like sugarless gum, and I don't think it's much better for you.

We're in a situation now where fewer and fewer small films get made. People want these big giant tentpole sort of things, and I don't know, it's getting harder and harder to make a small movie.

I wasn't a great improviser when I started there; I'm not really up on current events. I would always just mug, just try to get my laughs from making faces. So I decided to do a character who should never have become a comic - somebody you would see at the Comedy Store and go, "This person is never going to make it."

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

People read so much into what I do. It's fascinating to me because some of it's probably there, but I haven't thought of it.

I'm going to try to do as many styles as I can. A salsa number, rock and roll, country.... I've talked to a million people about it. Obviously, I'd love Prince to do it. I'm sure he'll produce the whole album for me.

I'd love to do a talk show. But I'm too busy for it. It's just too much work.