I'd love to do a talk show. But I'm too busy for it. It's just too much work.

I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.

People read so much into what I do. It's fascinating to me because some of it's probably there, but I haven't thought of it.

I think there's a danger that some people look at the success of my first movie as a fluke. So I want to make sure that my second film is an even bigger success. Then if I direct my third movie and it's terrible, it'll be okay.

I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got.

It's a lot easier to say you're a comic than a performance artist.

I think the first time I was on The David Letterman Show, he didn't quite know what to expect. I think people generally are just a little afraid.