I'd love to do a talk show. But I'm too busy for it. It's just too much work.

Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work.

Why would I, in a million years, want to do anything even remotely having to do with child molestation on a children's show? See, I take having a kids' show real seriously. I think it's an enormous responsibility.

I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.

I've always been very interested in ensemble work. One reason why I don't go out and do a stand-up act is that I did it once and I found it unsatisfying. I don't really like being out there by myself. I like reacting with other people.

I can be on the Tonight Show, but not with Johnny [Carson]. He uses my name in his monologue all the time.

I can sit in the room with the other writers and just keep saying no until there's something I really like or until I come up with something. In that respect the proportion of what's mine and what's other people's is controlled by me. It isn't even fair to talk about.