I'd love to do a talk show. But I'm too busy for it. It's just too much work.

It's the most natural progression for me to becoming a singing sensation next. And so many people have offered to be on it. Eddie Van Halen... and Prince, Madonna and Cyndi Lauper will probably be a backup trio.

I can be on the Tonight Show, but not with Johnny [Carson]. He uses my name in his monologue all the time.

The moment that I realized my name was going to be said in the same sentence as children and sex, that's really intense. That's something I knew from that very moment, whatever happens past that point, something's out there in the air that is really bad.

I don't think Bruce Willis can compete with me. I have a much better voice.

There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.

I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me.