I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree.

Why would I, in a million years, want to do anything even remotely having to do with child molestation on a children's show? See, I take having a kids' show real seriously. I think it's an enormous responsibility.

I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me.

I don't think Bruce Willis can compete with me. I have a much better voice.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.

A large part of the reason I want to be so mysterious is so that I can move on and do something serious at some point in my career X years from now. It might be very difficult otherwise, because I'm... wild