Note that if I can get you to su and say something just by asking, you have a very serious security problem on your system and you should look into it.

The Internet is no longer the kind of thing where only six guys in the world can build it. Now, you can write a couple of checks and get one of your own.

Note that I hold the single-author record for total CERT advisories, proving that in my copious youth I knew how to sling code but not how to manage risk.

Note that if I can get you to su and say something just by asking, you have a very serious security problem on your system and you should look into it.

The internet is not for sissies.

Being obscure in acronyms is great. I think I'll start making up my own... INYM - I'm Not Your Momma.

Be neither a conformist or a rebel, for they are really the same thing. Find your own path, and stay on it.