I'll keep peace at all cost, even if I choke to death on my tongue.

Talking about money is garish. It's tacky.

I will never use a substitute for butter. Margarine is one molecule away from eating plastic.

Would I have fired me? Knowing me? No.

If there's anyone out there that has never said something that they wish they could take back -- if you're out there, please pick up that stone and throw it so hard at my head that it kills me. Please. I want to meet you...I is what I is, and I'm not changing.

There was one thing my daddy wouldn't tolerate in any shape, form or fashion, and that was being unkind or rude to somebody. That was just very important to my folks. And as it turns out, that was a legacy that he left me that money can't buy, is how to be able to treat people.

I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies.