Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.

Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.

The lord giveth and most women piss it away. Perhaps this is why they lack the equipment to aim.

Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog.

It's not how you look, it's how you feel in the dark

Love is the common currency of the poor.

You are what you are, until you decide to be different.