I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great.

Do I know my lines? As I'm getting older, they're getting harder to learn. The old brain cells are deteriorating.

It doesn't take much to say please or thank you.

People think they know me from somewhere, and then I open my mouth and they realise it's me from Birds Of A Feather.

I don't think I spoil my kids, I'm fairly responsible.

I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great.

I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.