I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.
Pauline QuirkePeople think they know me from somewhere, and then I open my mouth and they realise it's me from Birds Of A Feather.
Pauline QuirkeDo I know my lines? As I'm getting older, they're getting harder to learn. The old brain cells are deteriorating.
Pauline QuirkeIt would be interesting to go to Buckingham Palace. I'd just like to see what goes on - I'm not bothered about hearing any political chat.
Pauline Quirke