My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.

When I shot the movie, I wasn't gonna think about anything except for being the biggest knucklehead in the world.

I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?

The Comedy Store attracts all types of people, growing up I was able to meet them all.

I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.

Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.