I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.

That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money.

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

The MTV thing is the thing that I will always tip my hat to because that was like my acting class and how I got comfortable in front of a camera and how I kind of created my own thing.

When I shot the movie, I wasn't gonna think about anything except for being the biggest knucklehead in the world.

My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out.

You have to go away to come back. That's just normal. That's with bands, actors, comedians, everything.