You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.
Pauly ShoreI want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.
Pauly ShoreWhen you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.
Pauly ShoreAmerica's Most Wanted? I love it when there's a guy in the back seat pounding his head on the plexiglas. That to me is the best.
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