Those who have made unhappy marriages walk on stilts, while the happy ones are on a level with the crowd. No one sees 'em!

Women may be whole oceans deeper than we are, but they are also a whole paradise better. She may have got us out of Eden, but as a compensation she makes the earth very pleasant.

A quart of doubt to an ounce of truth is the safest brew.

Men astonish themselves far more than they astonish their friends.

When a man forgets his ideals he may hope for happiness, but not till then.

People get to like a soul, but a satisfactory hat makes an impression at first sight.

I have always found that each step we take in life is to be regretted - if we once begin to wonder how many other steps might have been possible.