Get out of your house in the middle of a rainstorm, get soaked in it, and then strip down-to nothing but a smile.

If you've been taught to keep every part of you to yourself, don't expect people to come knocking on your door to run their hands over the choice parts-either for your pleasure or theirs.

Realize that the banality around us that passes as "hipness" or "mass culture" is as satisfying as "mass food"-only it comes in much more unappetizing portions.

One of the problems with technology is that no photograph, as superb and outstanding as it may be, will ever be as satisfying as the most middle-rate painting.

Have hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards.

Remember that that "rude awakening" which your parents and well-meaning relatives threatened you with as a kid is better than no awakening at all.

To extend oneself does not necessarily mean to have an erection.