Ageism is the racism of the gay world. We really believe that age-and all of our fears that it carries-will "rub off" on us, the way that racists once believed blackness would.

Oscar Wilde said that the gods punish us in two ways: first, they don't give us what we want, then, they do. He forgot the third way: we finally see the cost of getting it.

Although some fools find rudeness sexy, it is never the path to seduction.

Eat without the TV going on. Learn to appreciate food with only the entertainment of conversation-yours and someone else's.

To extend oneself does not necessarily mean to have an erection.

Get out of your house in the middle of a rainstorm, get soaked in it, and then strip down-to nothing but a smile.

Be reckless in your intensities.