Don Gullett's the only guy who can throw a baseball through a car wash and not get the ball wet.

When you play this game twenty years, go to bat ten-thousand times, and get three-thousand hits, do you know what that means? You've gone zero for seven-thousand.

I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.

I haven't missed a game in two-and-a-half years. I go to the park as sick as a dog and, when I see my uniform hanging there, I get well right now. Then I see some of you guys (media) and I get sick again.

I've got a 15-year old son and a 10-year old daughter, and if they were going to do one of the following things: be an alcoholic; be a drug offender; beat their wife or husband; or gamble. I hope they would gamble.

You know what God told the Cubs? Don't do anything until I come back.

Some players you pat their butts, some players you kick their butts, some players you leave alone.