You know what God told the Cubs? Don't do anything until I come back.

If baseball wants to get you, they've got enough resources and enough investigators that they'll find a way to get you.

If I had admitted my guilt, it would have been the same as putting my head on the chopping block - lifetime ban. Death penalty. I spent my entire life on the baseball fields of America, and I was not going to give up my profession without first seeing some hard evidence ... right or wrong, the punishment didn't fit the crime, so I denied the crime.

With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.

I was born on the day Lincoln was shot and the Titanic sank.

When you play this game twenty years, go to bat ten-thousand times, and get three-thousand hits, do you know what that means? You've gone zero for seven-thousand.

The only way I can't hit .300 is if there's something physically wrong with me.