I'd be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.
Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.
I admitted I bet on baseball, but I wasn't suspended from baseball for betting on baseball.
When you step into the batter's box, have nothing on your mind except baseball.
I'm not bad (his speed). I'm no Joe Morgan, but I'm pretty good for a white guy.
I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement.