Brooks Robinson belongs in a higher league.
Don Gullett's the only guy who can throw a baseball through a car wash and not get the ball wet.
I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and four-thousand hits.
If I had been busted for drugs instead of gambling, I'd still be managing the Reds and baseball would be paying for my rehab.
The only way I can't hit .300 is if there's something physically wrong with me.
If baseball wants to get you, they've got enough resources and enough investigators that they'll find a way to get you.