There is an old saying that money can't buy happiness. If it could, I would buy myself four hits every game.
The manager of a team is like a stagecoach, he can't move unless he has the horses.
You know what God told the Cubs? Don't do anything until I come back.
I can't remember, I wish I could remember the first time I bet on baseball.
I came to Vegas because I work 20 days a month here; I couldn't live anywhere else.
I'd be willing to bet you, if I were a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.