I'm not bad (his speed). I'm no Joe Morgan, but I'm pretty good for a white guy.

Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.

What's the game coming to? Evidently the guys making all these rules never played the game of baseball.

I admitted I bet on baseball, but I wasn't suspended from baseball for betting on baseball.

If somebody is gracious enough to give me a second chance, I won't need a third.

Baseball is an individual game, but it should never be a personal game.

See the ball; hit the ball.