Sure I do, and if someone paid you six-thousand dollars a game, you'd have fun as well.

I've got a 15-year old son and a 10-year old daughter, and if they were going to do one of the following things: be an alcoholic; be a drug offender; beat their wife or husband; or gamble. I hope they would gamble.

Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.

You know, baseball's not stupid. Baseball does what the fans want, usually.

Once you accept defeat, it becomes ease to lose. If defeat comes, face it and take it, but don't accept it.

Sliding headfirst is the safest way to get to the next base, I think, and the fastest. You don't lose your momentum, and there's one more important reason I slide headfirst, it gets my picture in the paper.

Some players you pat their butts, some players you kick their butts, some players you leave alone.