Sure I do, and if someone paid you six-thousand dollars a game, you'd have fun as well.

I'd be willing to bet you, if I were a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.

I've got a 15-year old son and a 10-year old daughter, and if they were going to do one of the following things: be an alcoholic; be a drug offender; beat their wife or husband; or gamble. I hope they would gamble.

I made mistakes. I can’t whine about it. I’m the one that messed up and I’m paying the consequences. However, if I am given a second chance, I won’t need a third chance. And to be honest with you, I picked the wrong vice. I should have picked alcohol. I should have picked drugs or I should have picked up beating up my wife or girlfriend because if you do those three, you get a second chance. They haven’t given too many gamblers second chances in the world of baseball.

Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.

Singles hitters drive Fords. Home-run hitters drive Cadillacs.

What's the game coming to? Evidently the guys making all these rules never played the game of baseball.