Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.

Sure I do, and if someone paid you six-thousand dollars a game, you'd have fun as well.

You know, baseball's not stupid. Baseball does what the fans want, usually.

What's the game coming to? Evidently the guys making all these rules never played the game of baseball.

Don Gullett's the only guy who can throw a baseball through a car wash and not get the ball wet.

I'd be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.

Am I still in uniform? Then I ain't retired.