See the ball; hit the ball.

You know, baseball's not stupid. Baseball does what the fans want, usually.

I played with 11 Hall of Famers and played against 52 Hall of Famers, and I don't know any of them linked to steroids.

I was born on the day Lincoln was shot and the Titanic sank.

I admitted I bet on baseball, but I wasn't suspended from baseball for betting on baseball.

I came to Vegas because I work 20 days a month here; I couldn't live anywhere else.

Some players you pat their butts, some players you kick their butts, some players you leave alone.