I'd be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.

I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement.

Don Gullett's the only guy who can throw a baseball through a car wash and not get the ball wet.

Creating success is tough. But keeping it is tougher. You have to keep producing, you can't ever stop.

If somebody is gracious enough to give me a second chance, I won't need a third.

If you screw up and do something, don't lie about it; come clean.

I'm not bad (his speed). I'm no Joe Morgan, but I'm pretty good for a white guy.