Parents are the hardest-working members of the population. But they do it for the highest wages. Kisses.

A good song reminds us what we're fighting for.

I like to say I'm more conservative than Goldwater. He just wanted to turn the clock back to when there was no income tax.

Plagiarism is basic to all culture

Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.

And when one person taps out a beat, while another leads into the melody, or when three people discover a harmony they never knew existed, or a crowd joins in on a chorus as though to raise the ceiling a few feet higher, then they also know there is hope for the world.

Some folklorists just collected dead bones from one graveyard, only to bury them in another, their library.