My wife and I have created our own language. We can be at a table with six other people and have an argument without anyone knowing. It doesn't even have to be out loud. It's bizarre.

I think everyone should go crazy at least once in their life. I don't think you've truly lived until you've thought about killing yourself.

It wasn’t me! Look at how little I am. I’m a little guy.

I'm not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don't find anything attractive about it. I can't believe girls are into it. It blows my mind a little bit.

It was the single best sexual encounter I've ever had. We were in the Soho Grand Hotel, and there was a mirror, and I was like, 'Oh my God, you're banging the girl of your dreams and you're watching it right now.'

He felt homesick for places he had never been. He missed hearts he had never loved.

We are dreamers. We worship love, we hope against hope and toss practicality out the window.