We are dreamers. We worship love, we hope against hope and toss practicality out the window.

Everyones greatest fantasy is to walk away from the life (they think)you lead

We are symbolic. We are driving to the edge of the city and talking in vague-yet-resolute certainties about our dreams and our futures. We are leaving certain things in the medicine cabinet. We are falling in love.

He felt homesick for places he had never been. He missed hearts he had never loved.

Being surrounded by six Brendons is so not fun.

If Jessica [Simpson] looks hot in something, I can definitely tell her that. But for me, out of the entire Simpson family, and out of all the Simpsons on the planet, and all the girls in the universe, the hottest one is the one I married. She could be sitting there in a pair of sweatpants and she beats out any girl in Maxim.

I think everyone should go crazy at least once in their life. I don't think you've truly lived until you've thought about killing yourself.