Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.

My wife and I have created our own language. We can be at a table with six other people and have an argument without anyone knowing. It doesn't even have to be out loud. It's bizarre.

The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were.

The stars crossed and The Boy wished he could have hung himself on them.

Love exists in powder. Love exists in pills. We are all addicts.

However, when given the chance, many people choose cocaine over love. I wouldn’t say that’s a bad choice. The endorphins released during infatuation are similar to heroin. OxyContin, “the cuddling hormone,” most often found in new mothers and newlyweds, is like ecstasy; every touch tingles. I think I read that somewhere. Love exists in powder. Love exists in pills. We are all addicts.

Our brains may lie to us, but our hearts never do.