I'll be your number one with a bullet.

I’m not just taking trips down memory lane; I’m broken down on it.

Sometimes when it looks like I'm deep in thought I'm just trying not to have a conversation with people.

And I could write it better than you ever felt it.

I wanted to find a cave and hang out there for the rest of my life and be a cave painter and eat dirt.

If Jessica [Simpson] looks hot in something, I can definitely tell her that. But for me, out of the entire Simpson family, and out of all the Simpsons on the planet, and all the girls in the universe, the hottest one is the one I married. She could be sitting there in a pair of sweatpants and she beats out any girl in Maxim.

He felt homesick for places he had never been. He missed hearts he had never loved.