dont let anyone tell you what you are ever- that way you never run the danger of becoming anything but what you believe in.

I'm a bit of a tease. I'd make out with a lot of people but not go beyond that.

I'm not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don't find anything attractive about it. I can't believe girls are into it. It blows my mind a little bit.

Freud suggests that in order to love someone else, one must love themselves; it's a classic "needs before other needs" argument. Unfortunately, no one really loves themselves . And, if they do, they need to get to know themselves better. Unfortunately, no one is really happy.

Emo is over, you can all go home now

The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were.

Let’s just make it through tonight, worry about the rest later.