If Jessica [Simpson] looks hot in something, I can definitely tell her that. But for me, out of the entire Simpson family, and out of all the Simpsons on the planet, and all the girls in the universe, the hottest one is the one I married. She could be sitting there in a pair of sweatpants and she beats out any girl in Maxim.

♥"I'm a procrastinating underachiever at heart."♥

Sometimes when it looks like I'm deep in thought I'm just trying not to have a conversation with people.

Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.

Our brains may lie to us, but our hearts never do.

Always bet on yourself, no matter what the odds are. It means more to be in the race than watching the victory lap from the stands.

First he threw out all of his records, trashed his heart and then he went to sleep.