If Jessica [Simpson] looks hot in something, I can definitely tell her that. But for me, out of the entire Simpson family, and out of all the Simpsons on the planet, and all the girls in the universe, the hottest one is the one I married. She could be sitting there in a pair of sweatpants and she beats out any girl in Maxim.

I wanted to find a cave and hang out there for the rest of my life and be a cave painter and eat dirt.

so id burn this whole city down just to show you the light

Always bet on yourself, no matter what the odds are. It means more to be in the race than watching the victory lap from the stands.

I'm not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don't find anything attractive about it. I can't believe girls are into it. It blows my mind a little bit.

I wonder if killing yourself is the only thing you can control in your entire life, and that's why it's a sin. Because you're beating God at his own game.

Sometimes when it looks like I'm deep in thought I'm just trying not to have a conversation with people.