The stars crossed and The Boy wished he could have hung himself on them.

It wasn’t me! Look at how little I am. I’m a little guy.

It was the single best sexual encounter I've ever had. We were in the Soho Grand Hotel, and there was a mirror, and I was like, 'Oh my God, you're banging the girl of your dreams and you're watching it right now.'

She pulls me toward her, tells me, “You’re sweet, you know that?” I crack a smile. Life will not tear us apart this time. Our hearts will see to it.

Emo is over, you can all go home now

What are you looking at?” she asks. What am I looking at? My future wife? The mother of my children? The person I was put on this earth to find? Yes.

Always bet on yourself, no matter what the odds are. It means more to be in the race than watching the victory lap from the stands.