And there are people that will stand in your corner and convince you to stand up for another round no matter what.

We are symbolic. We are driving to the edge of the city and talking in vague-yet-resolute certainties about our dreams and our futures. We are leaving certain things in the medicine cabinet. We are falling in love.

He felt like the last bullet in a gun meant for revenge, sealed with a kiss.

If Jessica [Simpson] looks hot in something, I can definitely tell her that. But for me, out of the entire Simpson family, and out of all the Simpsons on the planet, and all the girls in the universe, the hottest one is the one I married. She could be sitting there in a pair of sweatpants and she beats out any girl in Maxim.

I wonder if killing yourself is the only thing you can control in your entire life, and that's why it's a sin. Because you're beating God at his own game.

He hugged her tight, mixing their tears to be bottled and fermented, so they could be drunk on each other when this was all over.

It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douchebag.