I've always believed in God. I'm just not so sure he believes in me.

I'm not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don't find anything attractive about it. I can't believe girls are into it. It blows my mind a little bit.

Just because today is a terrible day doesn't mean tomorrow might not be the best day of your entire life. You just have to wake up and get there

The silence is the worst part of any fight, because it's made up of all the things we wish we could say, if only we had the guts.

And I could write it better than you ever felt it.

We are symbolic. We are driving to the edge of the city and talking in vague-yet-resolute certainties about our dreams and our futures. We are leaving certain things in the medicine cabinet. We are falling in love.

Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.