When I am tanned and in shape I feel confident about my appearance.

Teach kids not to fight. Can they change taxes? I'd get rid of all the congestion charges, because they've not stopped traffic. They're a waste of time, not that I'm getting all political.

I hate feet, they're disgusting... what are they even for?

It's so important to encourage the use of sun cream, tan in a bottle and the disuse of sun beds which are known world-wide as causes of skin cancer.

It's amazing how stress keeps you trim.

I really don't like people that go on about getting followed around, I don't like it - there are people in the industry that don't wanna take everything that comes with it. I take it all.

Showing your life so public is a mistake sometimes, but I blame myself as much as anyone else.