The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there.

The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there.

Now I tell you the downside of this is you feel awful, but the upside is you feel terrific.

Life is a matter of passing the time enjoyably. There may be other things in life, but I've been too busy passing my time enjoyably to think very deeply about them.

One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it.

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it.

The thing that makes you know that Vernon Ward is a good painter is if you look at his ducks, you can see the eyes follow you around the room.