Life is a matter of passing the time enjoyably. There may be other things in life, but I've been too busy passing my time enjoyably to think very deeply about them.

Now I tell you the downside of this is you feel awful, but the upside is you feel terrific.

One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it.

We exchanged many frank words in our respective languages.

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it.

Playing rugby at school I once fell on a loose ball and, through ignorance and fear, held on despite a fierce pummelling. After that it took me months to convince my team-mates I was a coward.

I went to the University of Life and was chucked out.