Now I tell you the downside of this is you feel awful, but the upside is you feel terrific.

I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly

The thing that makes you know that Vernon Ward is a good painter is if you look at his ducks, you can see the eyes follow you around the room.

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it.

Everything I've ever told you, including this, is a lie.

I am blind -- but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as 'broil' . . . I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again.

I would much prefer to be a judge than a coal miner because of the absence of falling coal.