Everything I've ever told you, including this, is a lie.

Now I tell you the downside of this is you feel awful, but the upside is you feel terrific.

I've had some wonderful ideas for getting the dominating going. I've got some extremely subtle advertising slogans that should get the public behind us. Things like "Vote for EL Wisty and lovely nude ladies will come and dance with you." It's a complete lie, of course, but you can't afford to be too scrupulous if you're going to dominate the world.

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it.

I've always been after the trappings of great luxury. But all I've got hold of are the trappings of great poverty. I've got hold of the wrong load of trappings, and a rotten load they are too, ones I could have very well done without.

One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it.

I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly