Are you pro- or anti-macassar?

We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other.

What baffles me is the comfort people find in the idea that somebody dealt this mess. Blind and meaningless chance seems to me so much more congenial - or at least less horrible. Prove to me that there is a God and I will really begin to despair.

Exercise is an unnatural act.

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning.

We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.